Reblogging

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via heyitsmaemaee)

elghort:

“It’s a metaphor,” I said, dubious. Mom was just idling.

“It’s a metaphor,” he said.

“You choose your behaviors based on their metaphorical resonances…” I said.

“Oh, yes.” He smiled. The big, goofy, real smile. “I’m a big believer in metaphor, Hazel Grace.”

(via petcanadian)

digitalmovie:


this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

(via petcanadian)

xehyun:

xehyun:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

(via worldsgreatestunicorn)

shutupringa:

steven moffat explaining his writing to doctor who fans

(Source: chestiel, via randomly-regenerating)

“Tom Hiddleston sent me the riding crop.”
— Benedict cumberbatch. OZCON (via benedictcumbvrbatch)

(Source: benaddictmindpalace, via etrulymadlydeeply)

lilopelekai:

"Well, that’s attractive."

(via petcanadian)

mygayshoes:

Everyone points out that Robert Downey Jr basically IS Tony Stark, but the same can be said for Mark Ruffalo who basically IS Bruce Banner.

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I mean-

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Seriously-

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Basically-

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It’s pretty obvious-

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That he-

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 IS Bruce Banner.

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(via petcanadian)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via pizza)

orange-knickers:

picopicoyama:

White Heterosexuals in Love

Coming to theatres next spring, a love story that is vaguely forbidden between two kind of sarcastic, innocent cisgender people who grew up in middle class american families.

Based on a book featuring White People Almost Kissing

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(via worldsgreatestunicorn)

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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(via pizza)

ten-and-donna:

jaredpadalicker:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

Wrong movie

Fuck you; The Lion King is never the wrong movie.

ten-and-donna:

jaredpadalicker:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

Wrong movie

Fuck you; The Lion King is never the wrong movie.

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via worldsgreatestunicorn)